You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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