she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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