She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
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