I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
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