can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
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