i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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