question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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