sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
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