after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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