Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
...so i touched it.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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