Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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