Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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