She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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