He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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