Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
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woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I party with great urgency now.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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