I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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