I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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