I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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