He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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