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I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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