We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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