with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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