they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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