Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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