Who did Billy Mays play for?
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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