i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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