Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Swine flu. Run for my life!
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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