Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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