1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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