is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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