I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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