On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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