Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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