did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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