So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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