i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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