we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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