So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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