This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
3pm strippers are depressing
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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