I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
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