I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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