I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I look better un-naked...
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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