This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
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