I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
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