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i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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