dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Randomize