are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
