Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I party with great urgency now.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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