Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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