"it" just moved
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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