The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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