i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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