where does the pee come out of this thing
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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