She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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