Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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