remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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