There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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