Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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