You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
My sheets look like a crime scene.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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