if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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